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Soup Dejour

by A La Carte

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Fucking Dave Amazing concept for a band with all the lyrics and titles you'd expect from a death metal/grind band, but A La Carte surprises you with some beautiful melodies and fantastic musical pieces thrown in to show you that they can do it all. Highly recommended for metal, humor, horror and gore fans. Buy a burger, go home in a box. Favorite track: Fetal Fajitas.
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    First full length album. 11 course meal ending with desert.
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    11 tracks of pure hearty metal!

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Soup Dejour 01:29
2.
Aborted Eggs Benedict (2x) Seperate Placenta From The Embryonic Sac Aborted Eggs Benedict (2x) When Boiling The Fetus Adjust The Oven Rack Whisking In The Rotten Lemon Juice Among The Malformed Fluid Lumpy Spoiled Butter Has Turned For Days Creating The Delectable Hollandaise Head Out For Some Fresh Stock At Your Local Clinical Delicantessen At 6.66 A Pound Im A GLutton With My Hoover Vac In Place I Slap On The Power Button Aborted Eggs Benedict (2x) Seperate Placenta From The Embryonic Sac Aborted Eggs Benedict (2x) When Boiling The Fetus Adjust The Oven Rack With out Consent I Poach Your Tusks From A Elephant Add A Dash Of Vinegar Hatch A Meal So Sinister Lower Fetus Boiling Immolate Carefully So It Dosent Seperate Make Sure You Only Cook A Little Skin Is Tough Gooey In The Middle Breakfast Is Served All Atop A Carved Out Toasted Flaky Womans English Muffin
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Hotcakes and syrups collected from stirrups With a spile and spicket you tap in her thicket Filtered through cheese cloth and toenail clippings Patiently await as I’m collecting my drippings And bring to a boil, blood as thick as oil Come into my kitchen there’s no one that’s madder Force feed the skinny ones until they get fatter This splattered cadaver mixed into my batter Take one pane of glass, crush until shatteredAnd mix with the flour. Customers crave to devour.......As they’re bleeding internally One taste of our savory griddle cakes, will leave your mouth drizzling Our syrupy glaze, chugging it down as you feel the malaise
4.
Scalped potatoes (2x) Scalped potatoes Au-Rotten forgotten slice em up And beat em bloody till they’re all downtrodden Simplicity of this dish anyone can make with ease Layer hairy scalps, mixing in the moldy cheese Scalped potatoes (2x) Scalped potatoes Au-Rotten buck shotten Skin for the next meal that I’ve freshly caughten Mashing in its facial features rapid in concrete Drip dry all the torsos, dangled, hooked right from their feet Thinly cut the scalp, arrange and spread them out Curdled buttermilk, with flour, salt, and milk Aroma fills the air it’s so sickening, Puking in the mix as it’s thickening This classic dish is French, adding to the stench, Whisk it all you see, with a splash oui oui Let me set the scene; A grizzly canvasing,Grease and urine stains on the walls and ceiling Limbs and seasoning drape the guillotine, Organs glistening, bloated, and Gangrene With a table to operate, crematory to oven bake, Killing for cooking’s sake, creations to copulate Just one taste will leave you wanting more helpingsJust one taste will leave your insides gore rotting
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Our take on this dish of rice and wine. Its delicate creamy texture divine Time for an A La Carte re-design, To show you its range and versatility Look in the cabinets, but they’re all bear, Open the fridge, there’s nothing in there All that’s left is the trash, but do you dare? Ladle out some garbage juice, it’s the perfect stock to make a...RANCID RISOTTO Onion peels, coffee grounds, browned in rice and oil Layer the dish with any kind of protein; only if it’s spoiled Remove from heat, add the cheese, from toes, or dicks, or boils Serve it in a bedpan freshly soiled. Anything you find can be of use,Ingredients inside of refuse, Flavor profiles, vast and profuse, Ingesting will void our liability Finding a wine is a chore at the least, Especially one made from vaginal yeast A dry Pinot laced with cum from a priest Ladle out some garbage juice, it’s the perfect stock to make a...RANCID RISOTTO Replace our rice with sun dried insect shells A balanced way to add some crunch Blended in with a large assortment of maggots, grubs, and worms; an earthly lunch No need to shop, A frugal tip to try When pairing with a cut of meat Take a drive, use the first thing that you see Agonally breathing in the street Necrotic Rinds; Bathroom fritters Daily used, three month old kitty litter Used condoms; baby batter; Scoops of liquid from the inside of a rank cadaver Rotted cabbage; Chunky vomit Mix it up so we can sell that shit for profit Bloody tampons; Old bong water Smokey flavor with a subtle hint of slaughter Moldy tissues; Pizza toppings Garnished with a lethal dose of rodent droppings Toenail clippings; Hamster bedding Our menu’s full of recipes that will leave you Dying to.... Dumpster dive and make yourself a Dumpster dive and make yourself a Dumpster dive and make yourself a......... RANCID RISOTTO
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First, we start with brine mix two equal parts of water and piss Thrown in a bowl, a toilet or such, preferably one that cannot be flushed Relieving yourself is not such a chore when you know you’re adding flavor How long is it good? For how many days? The longer it sits the bolder it tastes Now we introduce the heart of the meal Proper pinched and portioned chunks of our stool Next, we marinade no longer than half of a day Scooping them out is much easier with our patented sewer skimmer Once they are dry roll them inside a seaweed wrap with overcooked rice Pairing them with your favorite cuts of fermented, spoiled, mold veggies But if you prefer the dish to be hot, have them sauteed in bile and snot SEWER SUSHI – Salted and seasoned to your preference SEWER SUSHI – Edible bits of delectable waste SEWER SUSHI- Served with a semen infused wasabi SEWER SUSHI – Gutterfish grounded redusced to a paste Meconium King Roll – Hardest to make, Cuz the ingredients are scarce; viscid concoction of Truffles and Dates Vegan Volcano Roll – A protein-less sample its core, Ghost Pepper leaves your hole bloody and sore Philadelphia Roll – Jizz covered turd infected with aids, perfectly baked in the ass of Tom Hanks The Seattle Grunge Roll – Hippy shit rolled in a red flannel wrap, peppered with buckshot like Kurt Cobain’s cap Salted Sewer Sushi – Endless creations with unwanted waste, Open your palettes and savor the taste
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Wilted and Gray, nefarious greens. Soaked in a rank, cat urine saline Shredded and chopped, distastefully preen. A wholesome use for our guillotine A putrefactive blob, this salad that’s macabre Are you willing to ingest? This culinary mess NOW. LETS. MAKE. IT. A. MEAL. Strips of raw flesh, riddled with disease, Sprinkled with roasted, blood sucking fleas A dehydrated cobble of cheese, Dressed with a creamy antifreeze A putrefactive blob, this salad that’s macabre Are you willing to ingest? This culinary mess Cherry tomatoes both fuzzy and black, pickled pieces of amniotic sac Your choice of rotting vegetables work, be sure to eat with the razorblade fork Feed your need as your insides bleed. Fetal pose as your guts decompose Hallowed out cavity serves as the bowl, Perfectly functioning meat laden hole Created: assembled; filled to the brim, Unholy concoction so vile and grim Destroyed Palette from our macabre salad (2x)
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Cock Pocket 02:17
Mildewed grains littered with pathogens Homemade flour composed of bugs and dust Mix, moisten, then layer with semen crust Knead till dough Cock pocket warm and tender... When you’re horny for your dinner Shape the hole, enough space for a cock inside Lined with mold, basted with pesticide Cook till brown, oven baked or country fried Now plow that pie No issues with rejection When you’re fucking a confection Share your creations with the people that you meet, we encourage the spread of STD’s Don’t discard them, or leave them in the street. Donate to the needy for a bite to eat Whatever it takes to satisfy your kinks, just fill and freeze then penetrate your cheeks Down Under Debbie has Kangaroo guts, Wallaby nuts, Vegemite smut Rolled to perfectly fit on your dick, soften your shit with a white knuckle grip No time to wine and dine? Nowhere for Willy? Wanna bang something tasty but feel in a rush? Your needs have been answered with Turnover Tilly Fill up the belly , her innards will gush Mystery Molly is not for the faint of heart or the weak, an S&M treat filled with a mixture of broken glass shards, venomous barbs, and crocodile teeth Golden and ready it’s Flaky Brown Betty Poke through the crust greasy lust fills the bun Bask in the glow buck naked and sweaty Cheesy Fleshlight disgust; Cock Pocket is done
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Two Psyco Chefs From The Swamps Of Ohio Chopping Up Victems Like Pico De Gio Aborted Baby Repo's Their Flavor Explosivo Fajita Filling Depot Mystery Chorizo Submerged In Tapatio Back And Forth We Go Bangalore Torpedo Street Cart With No Vendor Lisence Meat Substitutes With Compramises From Womb To Plate A Guilt Free Dinner Slimy Congealed Morbid Mixture All Together Rolled Inside A Fetal Fajita (3x)
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Snares Set Catch A Hare Heading Home, Panic Stricken Flailing In The Stones Dieseased Riddled With Mange, Before Death He Lunges Deranged Sunken Teeth Into Finger Tips, Blood And Froth Converging On The Lips Emptiness In Sickened Eyes, Your Rabid Flesh Will Do Just Fine Dressing The Meat For This Dish Its No Problem For The Skinner Let It Rest Down Inside Deep Inside Our Clogged Latrine The Head Floats To The Top Stir It As It Starts To Simmer 1. Smells Like Stews Done 2. Come And Get Some Slimy Rancid Bacon In A Pan, Breaded Meat With Skin And Sand Fry'em Up Til They're Golden Brown, Toss In Stew Season Cook It ⁹ Molten Melted Face Cake Could We Tempt You Gluttons With One Last Dish Ambrosia Bliss Covered In Epidermis Molten Melted Face Cake Pulsating Amalgamation Molten Melted Face Cake Overwelming Ghastly Eye Soar Wretched Desert Thats To Die For Freshly Ripped From Womb Or Cradle Slowly March This Tomb Toward Your Table Death Procession Opens Up Baby Casket Puncture The Bent Oozing T
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Could We Tempt You Gluttons With One Last Dish Ambrosia Bliss Covered In Epidermis Molten Melted Face Cake Pulsating Amalgamation Molten Melted Face Cake Overwelming Ghastly Eye Soar Wretched Desert Thats To Die For Freshly Ripped From Womb Or Cradle Slowly March This Tomb Toward Your Table Death Procession Opens Up Baby Casket Puncture The Bent Oozing Twisted Visage (Chorus) (Bridge)

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Our first full length album. A nice melodic blend of multiple death and thrash metal tones. Self recorded and mixed

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released November 25, 2022

Chef Wolfgang Cuck- Guitars, Bass, Vocals, Lyrics
Chef Highman- Drums, Lyrics
Recorded by A La Carte at Seedy Studios
Mixed and Mastered by Ryan "The Traveler" Wechta at Sound Horizon Productions rwechta181@gmail.com
Logo and Album Art by Brian Allen at flylandesigns.com

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